peppapigvevo:

fucking dinosaurs got this

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nevver:


Happy hour


é sxta-fra gnt

nevver:

Happy hour

é sxta-fra gnt

(via retrofuturs)

kateordie:

ryannorth:

flavorcountry:

jordie3:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again - it’s not dolphins or chimps or crows we have to look to as our intellectual equals, it’s motherfuckin’ octopuses. They’re the tricky ones.

I love that the source video is titled “The terrible ability of the octopus!” which may be nothing more than an awkward transliteration but is still fantastic. I further love that after it’s worked the lid off, it just tosses the thing away and settles back inside the jar. Octopuses, man. Their whole body is just a weird floppy muscle.

I TRIED TO WARN YOU

PEOPLE THINK I’M CRAZY WHEN I NAME MY GREATEST FEAR, BUT

whataslothsoundslike:

iamnotdoingshittoday:

Historical footage of the last T-Rex serving his country.

i needed this in my life

whataslothsoundslike:

iamnotdoingshittoday:

Historical footage of the last T-Rex serving his country.

i needed this in my life

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splendidbuttsex:


just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse

splendidbuttsex:

just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse

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rawr-its-michelle:

i never hit reblog so fast in my life

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bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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waywardchangeling:

livin-la-vida-loki-d:

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But guys… IT TOTALLY IS!

So, next time a kid asks you if there is a monster under his bed, you say “no”.
If he asks you if there is a monster inside his closet, you say “no”.
If he asks you if there is monsters outside, you say… “YES”.
"And how do they look like?"
"Like normal people. But they do terrible, terrible things… and you’ll never know they are monsters until it’s too late. So… trust no one kid. TRUST NO ONE!"

(Source: h0neyinacrown)

lacigreen:

forever reblog

eatsleepdraw:

Role Models #7: Margot Tenenbaum from The Royal Tenenbaums (2001) by Hulyen

eatsleepdraw:

Role Models #7: Margot Tenenbaum from The Royal Tenenbaums (2001) by Hulyen

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waywardchangeling:

cadney:

targayryens:

fem!doctor au - tilda swinton as the doctor

you’ve got the entire universe on your shoulders - so where would you like to go first?

WHY NOT REAL?!

ok, this would be pretty awesome

(Source: venomstacy)